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As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft’s most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I’ve been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.

FIRST:

The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:

GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform v

A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi

GitHub

It’s very easy, even if you’re not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying “ARE YOU SURE?” Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).

Now that you’ve done that, here’s the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it’s good to double check).

Sick of AI in your Windows 11 PC? Here's how to get rid of it

Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.

PCWorld

Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and “Discover” AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there’s this uncanny valley garbage:

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No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple “smooths your skin” add on).

Stop Windows 11's most intrusive ads with these 9 easy tweaks

Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.

PCWorld

The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.

Bonus:

Some background programs you probably don’t need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)

Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don’t need (Android Police, 2025)

How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)

I just switched to linux bc of the updates and bloatware, but this is a great solution if you don’t want to commit to another OS.

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fairycosmos:

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

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fraseris:

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don’t feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi…

maxkirin:

me, appreciating all the hard work that goes into creating video game environments:

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cryptidfuckery:

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

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enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

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azarovas:

If someone asked me at the end
I’ll tell them put me back in it

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma

Francesca by Hozier

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Milwaukee Weather Reporter Fired After Anti-Elon Musk Instagram Post: 'Dude Nazi Saluted Twice'

A midwestern forecaster is out of a job after criticizing Elon Musk's infamous salute at the inauguration and calling him a Nazi.

TheWrap

It’d be a shame, a tragedy a truly awful thing if people were to … give that news station their feedback on her firing.

Especially since this is pretty much a litmus test on how this whole country will treat any sort of criticism in the future.

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lmfao

“we can’t even potentially use nuclear weapons? not even a little bit? crazy authoritarians smh”

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